N8ivWarrior: Air Warrior

And a little over the edge.

Air Warrior

Published Friday, January 19, 2007 by John Burkholder | E-mail this post

Off to the airport again. Tonight I fly back to Chicago to visit my family and cheer on the cheerleader. I am actually becoming old hat at flying and getting through airports. Of course, I have never taken any international flights, but you never know. I want to travel internationally, I just haven't taken the initiative to complete the process.

Next question would be...where to go? Well, Europe would be nice to visit. Asia as well. The language barrier may be an issue, but I can muddle through.

I love to travel.

This brings me to my point (as I almost always have one). Is the toilet paper the same overseas as it is in America? Is it all bodets? I really don't want to wipe my butt with a cloth towel. That just seems wrong on so many levels. What does someone do with the towel after they have properly wiped out the Klingons? Do you zap it with your phaser?

Lastly, who is the pour soul that has to wash the towels? What did people do before toilet paper? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

On the bright side, the Queen has informed me that the house is fully stocked with TP. Good. Last time, I had to pull some from my stash.

Did you know...

In the early years, Scott advertisements were suggesting that "over 65% of middle-aged men and women suffered from some sort of rectal disease". Inferior toilet paper was deemed to be responsible. It was printed in Scott advertisements that "harsh toilet tissue may cause serious injury".